What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Scientists have discovered a hidden city 140,000 years old at the bottom of the ocean. - Farmingdale Observer

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

32.4 Patch Notes - Blizzard Entertainment

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

NASA Discovers Strange X-Shaped Structures in Earth’s Upper Atmosphere - Indian Defence Review

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.